I drink to get drunk

I eat food to satisfy my hunger 

I drink water to quench my thirst 

I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up 

I prick with pin to watch it burst 

To make noise I use my breathe 

To unlock doors I use a key 

When I'm looking for something I use my eyes 

I use booze to unlock me.

Don't ask me why I smoke

I don't know

But I drink to get drunk.